Well, Crap
The Baltimore Sun reports that after the vote-counting was completed, right-wing homophobic religious nutjob assclown and reanimated corpse Don Dwyer was reelected to the state legislature by 28 votes. I don’t live in Anne Arundel county, so I couldn’t make that 26.
(Update: Can someone explain why the first Google result for “reanimated corpse” points to State Farm’s site?)

