Archive for January, 2009

Jo Hovind Update

Monday, January 26th, 2009

Kent Hovind’s weblog, normally devoted to imaginary conversations, now has a bit of news: Kent’s wife Jo was sentenced at the same time as her husband, to a year and a day. Her sentence was stayed pending the outcome of the appeals. Well, the appeal has gone nowhere, so she is now in prison in [...]

Science’s Rightful Place

Saturday, January 24th, 2009

In his inaugural address, president Obama said,
We will restore science to its rightful place, and wield
technology’s wonders to raise health care’s quality and lower its
cost.
The hive overminds at Seed are
asking the obvious follow-up question,
“What is science’s rightful place?
They’re only soliciting answers from scientists, but I can still give
my reply here.

Mark Your Calendars

Thursday, January 22nd, 2009

doc_quixote informs me that time_t (the number of seconds elapsed since Jan. 1, 1970, the standard measure of time under Unix) will be 1234567890 on Feb. 13 2009, at 18:31:30 EST, or 23:31:30 UTC.
Back on Sep. 8, 2001, when time_t rolled over to 10 digits, we were braced for a mini-Y2K. I don’t expect anything [...]

Who Flubbed the Oath?

Tuesday, January 20th, 2009

If you watched Obama
take the oath of office,
you probably noticed some hesitation and fumbled words. No doubt this
will become the next thing on which to attack Obama: that he flubbed
his oath.

As far as I can make out, the transcript goes like this:

John Roberts: I, Barack Hussein Obama
Obama: I, Barack
Roberts [over]: do solemnly swear
Obama: I, Barack [...]

Slow News Day

Tuesday, January 20th, 2009

CNN just gave a list of the coldest and hottest inauguration days.
I’m so glad to hear that the fighting in Gaza has ceased, that Europe has heating gas again, that no one is blowing anyone up in Iraq or Afghanistan, and generally that it’s such a slow news day that there’s nothing to do but [...]

Answering XKCD

Wednesday, January 14th, 2009

The answer the character is looking for is
osascript -e “set volume output volume 100″
Of course, much like the character in the original strip, I first tried ssh-ing in to the laptop where I have this defined as an alias (nope; it’s asleep), ssh-ing in to the other Mac to see if I’d copied the [...]

Continuity at the Onion?

Wednesday, January 14th, 2009

Today’s Onion includes the story
“Spider Eggs Hatch In Bush’s Brain“.
This would be unremarkable, except for the fact that last week, the
Onion Radio News had the story
“Vice President Cheney Seen Dragging Egg Sac Through West Wing“.
Is the Onion introducing continuity between stories? Has this formerly
resolutely short-attention-span publication yielded to pressure to
introduce story arcs? Stay tuned. Unless [...]

Google Maps and Metro: So Close, and Yet, so Far

Saturday, January 10th, 2009

Google Maps
now has a feature that allows you to specify whether you want driving
directions, or for public transportation.
This sounds great, but if you ask for
directions
from the College Park Metro station to the Metro Center Metro station,
it says to walk a mile and a half to the Riverdale MARC station (what?
Not the College Park MARC station?), [...]

LOLcale

Friday, January 9th, 2009

If you’re writing
Engrish,
you should probably set $LANG = en_CN.UTF-8, right?

Cleaning a Nokia N810 Keyboard

Tuesday, January 6th, 2009

Posted in hopes that it’ll help someone somewhere:
A while ago, I spilled lemonade on my N810’s keyboard, then
accidentally closed it before I could wipe it clean. I did what I
could, but over the following days, the keyboard increasingly started
making squeaking and crunching sounds. So I thought I’d take it apart
to see if I could clean [...]