It starts out in pretty standard fashion (skip if you’ve seen this before): the Riverside school district has been having prayer at sixth-grade graduation ceremonies for a while. This year, a parent complained, the ACLU sent a letter telling the district what’s what, the district dropped prayer from the school ceremony, and the parents coordinated with area churches to have ceremonies before and/or after the one at the school, complete with prayer and pot-luck lunch.
Ha-ha! Just kidding about that last part. I meant to say that the district decided to be dicks:
LAKE CITY, AR (KAIT)- The Riverside School district has decided not to have a 6th grade graduation this year after a parent protested against prayer during the ceremony.
Local mom Kelly Adams presents the case for allowing prayer:
“As Christians and a mainly Christian town I think, there were a lot of people hurt that our rights were taken away,” Adams said.
“My daughter graduated last year from 6th grade and my son is graduating this year from 6th grade, and we had a pastor open our ceremony and my daughter actually closed the ceremony in prayer,” she said.
So there you go: “We’re in the majority, and we’ve always done it this way. Checkmate, civil-libertistas!”
The current plan is now to pile dickery upon dickery and have the graduation ceremony at a church. Never mind the students and parents who aren’t Christians, because Jesus loves them too. Adams again:
“A lot of the parents, the Christian parents decided to get together and do it at the church,” she said.
“We're not trying to be pushy or ugly to anybody, we just want them to know there is a God who loves them,” she said.
Because when you’re recognizing students’ achievements and ushering them into the next phase of their education, you can’t possibly do that without also proselytizing to everyone. That’s just common sense!
Wait, I think I hear a small voice from the back, some rabbi from way back when:
“And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full.
That’s cute, but clearly this guy knows nothing about Christianity.