Discovery of the Day

The book of Proverbs
is funnier if you add “in bed
at the end of every verse.

For instance:

1:8 Listen, my son, to your father’s instruction
and do not forsake your mother’s teaching.

12:18 Reckless words pierce like a sword, but the tongue of the wise brings healing.

13:4 The sluggard craves and gets nothing, but the desires of the diligent are fully satisfied.